whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
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