no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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