Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I just want to make out with him forever
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Randomize
