I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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