Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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