Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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