Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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