Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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