Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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