Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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