i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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