either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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