Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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