i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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