You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Randomize
