the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Randomize
