Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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