i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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