not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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