she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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