like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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