this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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