Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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