Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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