I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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