After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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