hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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