There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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