her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
false alarm, still single
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