I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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