gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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