I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
