That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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