absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
