wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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