no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
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