Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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