i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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