And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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