This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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