Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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