pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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