A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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