i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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