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EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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