fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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