You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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