dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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