Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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