i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
bring money and cleavage
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Boobs speak an international language.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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