You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Randomize
